"What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? Heck, I'm not even mad, that's amazing!" - Ron Burgandy

Well here I am posting again in the confines of the Ferrell Center here at Baylor. I was told to come here and make sure that a volleyball game that happened over the weekend was able to get uploaded to the CSTV people (timed out or some crap over the weekend). So I've been here for like an hour and half and have been bored out of my mind. Man I just pulled it up again and I've still got 40 min to go on this damn thing. If the game itself wasn't crappy enough I have to sit here and wait for it to go through. I mean don't get me wrong, the scenery is quite nice and I actually understand most of what goes on here, but I mean come on... this isn't football, baseball, or basketball here.

On to another subject without as much malice and malcontent. I was talking with Sirena and when she told me that when she worked retail that some of the girls would remove those safety tag/paint things with their teeth I felt I had to one up that story, although that is damn funny.

I used to work at a movie theater as most of you know and here is probably my favorite story. So we are at the theater and just doing nothing with Stew, Blake, and I decided that we wanted to do something fun. We decided to make our own slide and took the tops off the new trash cans and used them as a sled of sorts. I was the first to go down and man was that crap fun, although I advice not to try and stop the sled when you hit the flat ground with the bottoms of your shoes... especially rubber ones. I literally took flight and rolled into the wall. Got up and was like "hell yeah that was awesome." So everyone tried it and we all had successful runs. On our last one I did a jump and hit the stairs and just started to fly and went straight through the wall. Considering our uniforms were black it was a bit obvious what I had been doing. So I called my brother up and he was like man what the hell are you doing? So he went to the hardware place and got some plaster, wire, and some puddy stuff and we proceeded to fix the "mark" hole in the wall. It was about 4pm when we finished and then we painted it white to match the wall. That dried with about 30 min or so until our boss came in that night. I was made manager a few weeks later. Course then I found out like a year or so later than she knew about it and didn't say anything...

Anyway there will be other stories coming as well such as fireballs, glass shards, american gladiators, roof golf, and many more.

Have a good Monday and if I hear anyone say anything about having a case of the mondays you'll get your ass kicked. Yeah me and Lawrence from Office Space (or Deidrick as some of you know) will open a can of whoop ass on you.

Later mofo's... later.

"I got the shakes the make you quake... I've got the fries that will cross you eyes... I've got the burgers... I just got burgers" Cheese Burger Eddie

Ohh man this is sad... I opened this page at 11:19pm and it is no 2:28am and I am just now getting started. Man I need to get a bit more organized and make stuff a priority.

Today was an interesting day. I went to Ferrell Center to help tape the Women's Basketball Season Ticket Commercial we got started about an hour late cause they didn't show up on time at all... we sat there and were bored out of our minds. Hell I fell asleep on the court and then they came in and woke me up. I was quite chapped as that was probably the best sleep I have had all freaking week. Then Coach Morriss called and asked me to run music during their practice today so his player would be pumped. Told me I could play anything... his exact words were something along the lines of "It can be laced with cursing I don't care... if it pumps them up it is all good". I played so much stuff that is basically "illegal" interms of Baylor that I damn near fainted. The funniest was when I played Never Scared by Bone Crusher and Disco Inferno by 50 Cent... players that were on the side or waiting started to bust a move to my stuff. Hell M.T. Robinson started to do a Beyonce like move for a bit there... it was quite funny.

I just got done watching Family Guy for the second time tonight and I must say that was a funny ass episode. Chris was starting his first day at high school and they paddle the crap out of the freshman everyday from what I can tell. His mom drops him off and announces he is a freshman and he gets beaten sensless. Then the Mayor (Played by Adam West) even gets in on the beating in the lunch room. He then decided join the peace corps and when he got there he bust into a song and dance number to a song by the band Wham!... for those of you who do not know this song here you go.

Jitterbug... Jitterbug... Jitterbug... Jitterbug
You put the boom-boom into my heart
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts
Jitterbug into my brain
Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same
But something's bugging you
Something ain't right
My best friend told me what you did last night
Left me sleepin' in my bed
I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead.

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah)

I laugh so damn hard everytime I hear that song cause the first thing that pops into my head is the gasoline fight in Zoolander. That was so damn funny.

Does anyone wonder how fights were done back in the stone age? In today's world most guys know when not to argue or say anything cause they are basically screwed from the get go. I'd love to see a conversation between to people that were the dumbest thing since sliced ciabatta bread (Thank you Jack In The Box). They can't fight over money, other women... or dudes I guess, and etc. The dude has all the hunting and gather tools so I'm guessing that women didn't have much to say. Of course this game them practice for their superior cohersion and argument skills for the current age. Now I'm using superior lightly because it doesn't matter if they are full of it or actually correct they are always right. Let's just leave it at that.

I think I may now have an unhealthy infatuation with Rachel Ray now... thanks to Sirena. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.

Later Mofo's... later.

"This picture of Queen Elizabeth that is on fire gives new meaning to the phrase Hey man check out that flaming queen." - Trisha Takinawa (FG)

Well I just sat down and once again realized that I haven't written in this thing for a long time yet again. Even after I said I would, but guess what I'm a busy person... playing video games for work so that they can go up on the jumbo tron during the football games.

Right now I'm watching Celebrity Poker Showdown and it is some really hot chick called Amber, Cheryl from Curb Your Enthusiasm, Anthony Anderson, and Alex Trebeck. Man it is so freaking weird to see that dude without a mustasce. I think this Amber chick is the Joan of Arcadia girl. These people are so crappy at poker it isn't even funny. Trebeck just took that girl to school though... man he bascially slapped her across the face and took all her money. Man that has to suck to lose to Trebeck, that dude is such a tool with his "Ohh I'm sorry you need to answer in the form of a question." Haha she has a beer in her hand and she just gave the camera the finger.

Trebeck just won a hand and was like "Someone get me a fu***ng drink." That is absolutely priceless.

All I can say is thank god they got rid of Kevin Pollock on this damn show cause him with all those impressions were staring to piss me off seriously. David Foley was on a great show back in the day... gotta love News Radio. That cast has done some interesting things... the head of the station was the nerd guy on Dodegball, the hot chick that foley's character liked is on E.R., Andy Dick... well everyone knows about Andy Dick, and etc.

If anyone who's reading this has any idea who I'm talking about here I'd really appreciate the head's up. Ok I was watching the Food Network the other day and was flipping through ahd stopped on a show that I didn't care what on earth they were doing I just sat and watched. She could have been telling me how to eat people the right way I wouldn't have cared. I've been asking around and everyone is like "Ohh I know who you are talking about... yeah she is freaking amazing, but I don't know her name." Guess what that doens't help me. My goal is to be a stalker and no one here is helping me and that is starting to piss me off.

Ohh on another note, my NYC family's favorite game is now back at McD's... gotta love Monopoly. So far I've got me 4 Best Buy bucks, a free medium fry, and 3 really crappy places.

Later mofo's... later.