"Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes, my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater" - Brian Fantana
During my absence from my blog I have been thinking rather hard on material to use and I have come up with a ton of stuff, but the problem is I want to space it out as to give everyone great, amazing reading material every day of the week. Hopefully I will be able to ration it out without my thoughts becoming weak and meaningless.
On to my first topic and this is dear to my heart, but has anyone actually seen this before? Here is the website... http://therealrandymoss.com/rmoss/mask.html
How friggin' creepy is that? I look at and just think of anytime I've ever seen people use those presidential masks to rob banks, people, and etc. Soon we will have a crime wave of Randy Moss look-a-likes. Hell Randy Moss himself could probably join in on it and claim that "Man that isn't me, I mean look at it, that's a mask man!" He could get away scott free. People could also try to us it to frame Randy as well. A white guy about 5'8" or so wouldn't be able to pass for Randy Moss though I mean come on... I thought about buying one of those though and using it for Halloween this year, but decided against it as I've decided to go as Johnny Human Torch or Invisible Pedestrian. The Human Torch is nothing, but a bunch of oily rags and a lighter... I get to yell the word's FLAME ON once in my life and then die... how cool is that. Invisible pedestrian is almost as good. I'd be dressed in black from head to toe and then walk on sidewalks, driveways, streets, and etc taking my life into my own hands. Man I could make some monster cash that way though... suing whoever hit me. I'd have a few broken bones, but hey if that’s the price then so be it.
Today I had to get up early though to see my Grandmother and my Aunt off as my dad took them back to Houston. Well after all that I went to the TV; mind you I'm never up this early... I don't even know what is on. I'm looking through the guide button and what do I see? Boston Public. I watched that show almost religiously for the first season. There was always some weird ass crap happening on that show, whether is was a teacher throwing down a gun on his desk, an old moron who claimed that women should wear bras for the betterment of the country because they distract men and cause them unwanted attention and cause them to not be equal, to a teacher having sex with a student (the original bitter beer face dude from the Keystone Commercials!!!!) It was like a version of The O.C. only like 4 years earlier and the people that were the main focus are the teachers. The really hot one was on Nip/Tuck and she was the girl that would have "sex blackouts" and just go mad with dudes all over the place. She was freaking hilarious, but scary at the same time.
That was an interesting transition... go from talking about family to being here to about shows with deteriorating family values. Damn isn't life just fun!!
Next will be a topic that other probably won't care about, but I need time to vent. I sat and watched a bunch of morose mofo's play to the absolute bottom of the barrel and get the crap kicked out of them. Yes that’s correct, my beloved Chiefs played like ass and looks like my "Chiefs SB baby... you heard it here first" has its first chink in the armor. First you have two jackasses at the LT and RT in Bober and Black, they are literally useless... they got beat like rented mules by the Denver DL. Then our 34 year old QB decided to have the worst performance of his in a Chiefs uniform. His passes were either 3 feet behind, ahead, high, or low... causing a terrible day for the receivers. However when he did get it on target the morons seemed to drop it (Unless it was the unfathomable Tony G or Eddie Kennison). Currently that makes Denver the current leader in the AFC West with at 2-1 record and a 2-0 record in the conference... where as the Chiefs are 2-1 with a 1-1 record in the conference. They play the Philadelphia Eagles this week so they better pull their head out of their ass or they are gonna get murdered again.
Well I started this at 3:11am and now it is 4:53am... yeah I get easily distracted.
Later mofo's... later.
On to my first topic and this is dear to my heart, but has anyone actually seen this before? Here is the website... http://therealrandymoss.com/rmoss/mask.html
How friggin' creepy is that? I look at and just think of anytime I've ever seen people use those presidential masks to rob banks, people, and etc. Soon we will have a crime wave of Randy Moss look-a-likes. Hell Randy Moss himself could probably join in on it and claim that "Man that isn't me, I mean look at it, that's a mask man!" He could get away scott free. People could also try to us it to frame Randy as well. A white guy about 5'8" or so wouldn't be able to pass for Randy Moss though I mean come on... I thought about buying one of those though and using it for Halloween this year, but decided against it as I've decided to go as Johnny Human Torch or Invisible Pedestrian. The Human Torch is nothing, but a bunch of oily rags and a lighter... I get to yell the word's FLAME ON once in my life and then die... how cool is that. Invisible pedestrian is almost as good. I'd be dressed in black from head to toe and then walk on sidewalks, driveways, streets, and etc taking my life into my own hands. Man I could make some monster cash that way though... suing whoever hit me. I'd have a few broken bones, but hey if that’s the price then so be it.
Today I had to get up early though to see my Grandmother and my Aunt off as my dad took them back to Houston. Well after all that I went to the TV; mind you I'm never up this early... I don't even know what is on. I'm looking through the guide button and what do I see? Boston Public. I watched that show almost religiously for the first season. There was always some weird ass crap happening on that show, whether is was a teacher throwing down a gun on his desk, an old moron who claimed that women should wear bras for the betterment of the country because they distract men and cause them unwanted attention and cause them to not be equal, to a teacher having sex with a student (the original bitter beer face dude from the Keystone Commercials!!!!) It was like a version of The O.C. only like 4 years earlier and the people that were the main focus are the teachers. The really hot one was on Nip/Tuck and she was the girl that would have "sex blackouts" and just go mad with dudes all over the place. She was freaking hilarious, but scary at the same time.
That was an interesting transition... go from talking about family to being here to about shows with deteriorating family values. Damn isn't life just fun!!
Next will be a topic that other probably won't care about, but I need time to vent. I sat and watched a bunch of morose mofo's play to the absolute bottom of the barrel and get the crap kicked out of them. Yes that’s correct, my beloved Chiefs played like ass and looks like my "Chiefs SB baby... you heard it here first" has its first chink in the armor. First you have two jackasses at the LT and RT in Bober and Black, they are literally useless... they got beat like rented mules by the Denver DL. Then our 34 year old QB decided to have the worst performance of his in a Chiefs uniform. His passes were either 3 feet behind, ahead, high, or low... causing a terrible day for the receivers. However when he did get it on target the morons seemed to drop it (Unless it was the unfathomable Tony G or Eddie Kennison). Currently that makes Denver the current leader in the AFC West with at 2-1 record and a 2-0 record in the conference... where as the Chiefs are 2-1 with a 1-1 record in the conference. They play the Philadelphia Eagles this week so they better pull their head out of their ass or they are gonna get murdered again.
Well I started this at 3:11am and now it is 4:53am... yeah I get easily distracted.
Later mofo's... later.
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