"Ohh and if Cookie Monster calls tell him I won't talk to him till he gets out of rehab." - Stewie (Family Guy)
Hello once again to those who view this (I'm imagining only two of you). So last night I went to a bar and enjoyed the fact that I knew the bartender... my shiner ran down she grabbed it and filled it probably 3/4 of the time without ringing it up. Gotta love that.
Today I woke up only to find it was 130pm, not exactly what I had planned, but what the hell. Tommy Boy was on so that was a treat, I've actually tried the fat guy in a little coat thing... trust me it works. Is it just me or does Bo Derek actually scare anyone else? I saw her getting out of the pool and just saw her face and I flinched... the lady looks like she has a professional group of guys with strings walking behind her to make sure her face doesn't sag. The point of plastic surgery is to make a change, but make it subtle, not flashy. Girl I knew here at Baylor just got breast implants... ok this girl is 5'2" and about 110-115 lbs I think and as she told me she was an A... well now she is a D, maybe this is just me, but that isn't exactly subtle. She sent me a picture of her "before and after" and asked for my opinion... I bit my tongue and told her she looked great, by the way never say anything other than that, believe me women hold grudges like you wouldn't believe. I answered truthfully once to a girl and ohh man you would have thought that I was on national television announcing her name, saying she is a fat cow, and circling her imperfections. I don't think she said a word to me for about 2 weeks, man was she pissed. You would figure I'd learn from my father's mistake as he once answered my mom truthfully when she asked "what do you think I am stupid?"
What's the moral of this story... if a girl asks you something lie out your freakin' teeth, it's the only right answer. Ohh ohh ohh and you have to one up everything they say... if they say "do I look good in this," say some crap like "amazing is how I would describe it." Your only safe bet.
Well it is 2:45am and I just finished My Blue Heaven and I'm about to go pass out. Later hommies.
Word mofo's... word
Today I woke up only to find it was 130pm, not exactly what I had planned, but what the hell. Tommy Boy was on so that was a treat, I've actually tried the fat guy in a little coat thing... trust me it works. Is it just me or does Bo Derek actually scare anyone else? I saw her getting out of the pool and just saw her face and I flinched... the lady looks like she has a professional group of guys with strings walking behind her to make sure her face doesn't sag. The point of plastic surgery is to make a change, but make it subtle, not flashy. Girl I knew here at Baylor just got breast implants... ok this girl is 5'2" and about 110-115 lbs I think and as she told me she was an A... well now she is a D, maybe this is just me, but that isn't exactly subtle. She sent me a picture of her "before and after" and asked for my opinion... I bit my tongue and told her she looked great, by the way never say anything other than that, believe me women hold grudges like you wouldn't believe. I answered truthfully once to a girl and ohh man you would have thought that I was on national television announcing her name, saying she is a fat cow, and circling her imperfections. I don't think she said a word to me for about 2 weeks, man was she pissed. You would figure I'd learn from my father's mistake as he once answered my mom truthfully when she asked "what do you think I am stupid?"
What's the moral of this story... if a girl asks you something lie out your freakin' teeth, it's the only right answer. Ohh ohh ohh and you have to one up everything they say... if they say "do I look good in this," say some crap like "amazing is how I would describe it." Your only safe bet.
Well it is 2:45am and I just finished My Blue Heaven and I'm about to go pass out. Later hommies.
Word mofo's... word
posted by Night Owls Unite... at 12:46 AM
1 Comments:
so you've been lying to me about myself this whole time?
i hate you.
boys never can win, can they ? ;)
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